Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? We Do.

You know what would be cool? If you won the lottery. You know what would be even more cool? If one of us won the lottery. Why? Because we’ve already decided what we’d want to do with the money. We’re pretty damn creative people and something that damn creative people like to do is ask themselves, “What if?” So here in the JK office, we asked ourselves, “what if you won the lottery?” Remember everyone, there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. And we’ve got some pretty stupid answers for you guys.

You just won the lottery. What now?

Bart: If I won the lottery, Imma buy everyone in JK a car. Then Imma break my parents off sumtin’ sumtin’. Then Imma invest in JK and make that shit expand. Then Imma open a restaurant. Then Imma buy a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda. Then Imma open other businesses, like a café. Then Imma buy a 1967 Chevelle. Then Imma invest in some stocks. Then Imma buy a Harley Sportster. Then Imma buy all my friends a vacation. Then Imma buy a nice house. Then Imma put some money away for my kids’ college fund. Then Imma buy some food. Then Imma go to sleep.

Joe: I am buying an ice-cream monster truck so I can visit all the schools all over the states and throw out free ice-cream.

Geo: If I won the lottery, first of all, I would pay off all my debts. Buy myself a home near the ocean; pay off all of my parents’/family’s debts and buy all of them a house.  Then I would start traveling the world and vlogging WAY more so that you (my fans) can be a part of all my experiences.  I would do all that stereotypical shit other people do, like buy a thousand year old egg, or the world’s oldest car, or an island…but I would still be really responsible and I would invest a portion into stocks and JKFilms. Once I have taken care of all my responsibilities, then that’s when the fun begins lol……………I would build a HUGE CASTLE MADE OF CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER SNACKS!!  Think Katy Perry’s “California Girls” music video loloolololollolololol (I really am a fat kid at heart).

Casey: I would finance my own movie, and say, “FUCK YOU, Hollywood.” Buy a Datsun 280z and bling that shit up in apple green; complete with suicide doors. And I guess set my parents up with whatever they want… forever indebted to them.

Tommy: First, I would help/spoil my parents. Then the majority to fund JustKiddingFilms and Formula Arts. And Casey… he jacked my ride. My Datsun 280Zx will not be a ridiculous apple green with suicide doors. I’m more of a matte black kind of guy. Maybe a polish silver/charcoal would be dope. Oh yeah, and beasting the ride up, of course with a complete interior makeover. Need a day car so it would probably be an Infiniti G37S, a Shelby Mustang GT500, or a Nissan GTR R34 or R35. But to save the environment, I would probably get a Tesla Model S or Roadster. Maybe all those cars if the amount of money was ridiculous! Finally, a nice house in north Torrance/near Gardena hahaha with an arcade room… And a multi-purpose garage equipped to store all my tools, equipments, cars, and a giant infinity wall / studio… the garage will probably be bigger than the house hahaha

Kevin: I’m going to pay off my car and split some money for my parents. Then donate the rest somewhere.

Anh: Disneyland baaaabay! Nah, justkidding…films. Although with the way things are going, I’d imagine it to cost hella lot to go to Disneyland in the future. Anyway, if I won the lottery, my first priority is making sure all the fam and homies are taken care of. I don’t need much to live on and be comfortable so if anything is left, I’d probably invest it or travel.

Anhieee: Hmmm. Probably give my parents everything they’ve ever wanted. Except me getting a PhD degree; not happening. I’d like to get myself an Audi… so I don’t have to drive my “foil on wheels” piece of shit car anymore. Get something majestic, like a baby white tiger. Take my friend on vacation. Buy a cute condo with a loft (’cause lofts are the shit!) and have alternating staircases with vertical indoor gardens and a brick oven for pizza. And all furnishings from MUJI. Should I try investing or something? Oh yeah, and that $60,000 ice-cream sundae made from the glacial ice of Mount Kilimanjaro’s summit. Finally, snow I can eat.

…….Maybe I shouldn’t win the lottery.

OH! And I’d also want to travel EVERYWHERE!! And eat EVERYTHING. Damn, I wish I won the lottery.

Daniel: If I were to win the lotto, I would hire myself an inventor to make a special apparatus that allows you to eat and drink in the shower without getting your food soggy. Then I would hire myself a personal chicken nugget maker so I can put the new invention to use.

Bruce: If I won the lottery, I would make my own Iron Man suit, so I can be cool and kill anyone I want! Muahaha!

Told you. We’re damn creative.

-JKF Fam
@JKFilms @BartKwan @joverdose @Geo_Antoinette @chanmanprod @TomTTrinh
@chanterprise @DanielKwan1 @BruceKwan15 @Anh_Nguyen_ @Anhieee

Are You a JustKiddingGamer?

Whaddup playa playas! We’ve recently launched our new JustKiddingGamer Channel where you can watch some of your favorite JustKiddingFilms characters play some of your favorite games. Think Dead Space 2 was scary? Try watching Unco Chin attempt to play the game for the very first time; he freaks the fuck out and it’s anything but scary. We’ve also got Asian Dad playing Metal Slug X! Tune in every Friday for new uploads and keep a look out for guest players and collaborations. You never know who’s going to be gaming next!

Got any suggestions for us or a favorite game you want us to play? Leave a comment and let us know. We’re always on the hunt for the good stuff.

-JKF Fam
@JKFilms @BartKwan @joverdose @Geo_Antoinette @chanmanprod @TomTTrinh
@chanterprise @DanielKwan1 @BruceKwan15 @Anh_Nguyen_ @Anhieee

The Making Of: Nerd Love

Sup guys! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend spoiling your mommas. Remember that none of us would be here without them and even though Mother’s Day only happens once a year, we should try to show appreciation for them everyday. Oh and don’t piss them off, ’cause if they brought you into this world, they can definitely take you out!

On another note, our new upload, “Nerd Love,” is up! Check it out:

Who else thought the Black Angel was the shit?! We know you all wish you could have one on your shoulders telling you what to do and giving you advice, but let’s face it, we’re all you’ve got.

So here’s the thing: if you like someone, you should just cut the crap and go for it (and please, PLEASE don’t be a peeping Tom or a neurotic kidnapper). Sure, you might get shot down and be embarrassed/sad for awhile, but chances are, you’ll move on and get over it. On the other hand, if things work out— high fives all around (and we told you so)! Honestly, in any situation, you should just always be yourself and never be afraid to go after what you want. If we were always worried about what others would think about us and never took any chances, we definitely wouldn’t be making these videos for you all to enjoy today. Confidence is everything, so quit bullshittin’, seize the day, and don’t be creeper. Cool? Cool. Alright, let’s go out there and make shit happen!

Dexter (Bart) lurking on the girl he digs

Melissa (Yvonne) digs confident, nerdy guys

Dexter being hella creepy and trying to avoid just approaching Melissa

So he loses his chances with her….

….to this guy. Don’t let this happen to you.

As usual, we know you guys love to see how these videos come together and all the funny shit that goes on behind the scenes and bloopers, so check out all that good stuff here:

Special Thanks To:
Oh My Pan
801 E. Valley Blvd
San Gabriel, CA 91776

Yvonne Lu as Melissa
http://www.facebook.com/VonnieLu
https://twitter.com/#!/Vonnie_Lu
http://www.facebook.com/AMNRadio
http://www.facebook.com/eslshow
https://twitter.com/#!/ESLshow

Wes “Wuz Good” Armstrong as Black Angel
http://www.wuzgoodonline.com
http://twitter.com/#!/WuzGood

-JKF Fam
@JKFilms @BartKwan @joverdose @Geo_Antoinette @chanmanprod @TomTTrinh
@chanterprise @DanielKwan1 @BruceKwan15 @Anh_Nguyen_ @Anhieee

Sneak Peek of Things to Come…

Hell yeah, it’s finally Friday! These past weeks have been really productive for us here in the JK office. Not only were we able to wrap up another shoot and have more in the talks, but we’ve also got some new merchandise in the works for you all. Last week, Geo and Anhieee visited a clothing factory in Los Angeles to meet with some magicians who are going to put it all together for us. We had a consultation meeting where we got some dope advice about business and merchandise, followed by a tour of the factory.

Fabric: It’s important when choosing which color and material we want for our merchandise because we’re looking for good quality and overall appearance. We want only the best for our supporters!

All the inks and colors… looks tasty, doesn’t it?

Screen printing machines. These are how our designs are transferred to the garments. They’re like giant stamps that make our lives easier.

For those who like us on Facebook and voted on the tank designs, thanks for your opinions and suggestions; team work FTW. We’re super excited to get this ball rolling and start pumping out new merchandise for you guys. Hopefully you guys are all excited to start reppin’ our new shit!

Thanks to Sam and Orlando for the awesome tour and advice. We look forward to working with you guys.

-JKF Fam
@JKFilms @BartKwan @joverdose @Geo_Antoinette @chanmanprod @TomTTrinh
@chanterprise @DanielKwan1 @BruceKwan15 @Anh_Nguyen_ @Anhieee