Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? We Do.

Posted on May 18, 2012 by JKF

You know what would be cool? If you won the lottery. You know what would be even more cool? If one of us won the lottery. Why? Because we’ve already decided what we’d want to do with the money. We’re pretty damn creative people and something that damn creative people like to do is ask themselves, “What if?” So here in the JK office, we asked ourselves, “what if you won the lottery?” Remember everyone, there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. And we’ve got some pretty stupid answers for you guys.

You just won the lottery. What now?

Bart: If I won the lottery, Imma buy everyone in JK a car. Then Imma break my parents off sumtin’ sumtin’. Then Imma invest in JK and make that shit expand. Then Imma open a restaurant. Then Imma buy a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda. Then Imma open other businesses, like a café. Then Imma buy a 1967 Chevelle. Then Imma invest in some stocks. Then Imma buy a Harley Sportster. Then Imma buy all my friends a vacation. Then Imma buy a nice house. Then Imma put some money away for my kids’ college fund. Then Imma buy some food. Then Imma go to sleep.

Joe: I am buying an ice-cream monster truck so I can visit all the schools all over the states and throw out free ice-cream.

Geo: If I won the lottery, first of all, I would pay off all my debts. Buy myself a home near the ocean; pay off all of my parents’/family’s debts and buy all of them a house. Then I would start traveling the world and vlogging WAY more so that you (my fans) can be a part of all my experiences. I would do all that stereotypical shit other people do, like buy a thousand year old egg, or the world’s oldest car, or an island…but I would still be really responsible and I would invest a portion into stocks and JKFilms. Once I have taken care of all my responsibilities, then that’s when the fun begins lol……………I would build a HUGE CASTLE MADE OF CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER SNACKS!! Think Katy Perry’s “California Girls” music video loloolololollolololol (I really am a fat kid at heart).

Casey: I would finance my own movie, and say, “FUCK YOU, Hollywood.” Buy a Datsun 280z and bling that shit up in apple green; complete with suicide doors. And I guess set my parents up with whatever they want… forever indebted to them.

Tommy: First, I would help/spoil my parents. Then the majority to fund JustKiddingFilms and Formula Arts. And Casey… he jacked my ride. My Datsun 280Zx will not be a ridiculous apple green with suicide doors. I’m more of a matte black kind of guy. Maybe a polish silver/charcoal would be dope. Oh yeah, and beasting the ride up, of course with a complete interior makeover. Need a day car so it would probably be an Infiniti G37S, a Shelby Mustang GT500, or a Nissan GTR R34 or R35. But to save the environment, I would probably get a Tesla Model S or Roadster. Maybe all those cars if the amount of money was ridiculous! Finally, a nice house in north Torrance/near Gardena hahaha with an arcade room… And a multi-purpose garage equipped to store all my tools, equipments, cars, and a giant infinity wall / studio… the garage will probably be bigger than the house hahaha

Kevin: I’m going to pay off my car and split some money for my parents. Then donate the rest somewhere.

Anh: Disneyland baaaabay! Nah, justkidding…films. Although with the way things are going, I’d imagine it to cost hella lot to go to Disneyland in the future. Anyway, if I won the lottery, my first priority is making sure all the fam and homies are taken care of. I don’t need much to live on and be comfortable so if anything is left, I’d probably invest it or travel.

Anhieee: Hmmm. Probably give my parents everything they’ve ever wanted. Except me getting a PhD degree; not happening. I’d like to get myself an Audi… so I don’t have to drive my “foil on wheels” piece of shit car anymore. Get something majestic, like a baby white tiger. Take my friend on vacation. Buy a cute condo with a loft (’cause lofts are the shit!) and have alternating staircases with vertical indoor gardens and a brick oven for pizza. And all furnishings from MUJI. Should I try investing or something? Oh yeah, and that $60,000 ice-cream sundae made from the glacial ice of Mount Kilimanjaro’s summit. Finally, snow I can eat.

…….Maybe I shouldn’t win the lottery.

OH! And I’d also want to travel EVERYWHERE!! And eat EVERYTHING. Damn, I wish I won the lottery.

Daniel: If I were to win the lotto, I would hire myself an inventor to make a special apparatus that allows you to eat and drink in the shower without getting your food soggy. Then I would hire myself a personal chicken nugget maker so I can put the new invention to use.